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I Really Really Really Really Really Really Want This!

Dear Santa:

I know this is probably an impractical present, and that it will probably only survive one light dusting.

But Santa, I really really really really really really really want one of these.

A remote-control pickup with a snow plow attachment.

I've been really really really really good this year too.

                                                                                                         Signed,

                                                                                                         Your Pal Mikey!
 

 
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Happy Birthday, Frankie

Pope Francis celebrated his birthday yesterday.

Some folks took to Twitter to pass glad tidings, using #happybirthdayholyfather.

It looks like being the pope doesn't put you above the typical birthday pranks the rest of us have to endure, like sharing photos from your early years.

This one looks to be from 8th grade. What do you think?
  Meanwhile, the pope celebrated his birthday the way you'd expect this down-to-earth guy to do it. He invited some homeless men and his household staff to sit and have breakfast with him after morning mass.
 
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Cancel The Interview, Please

Sony Pictures announced formally today that it will not now and maybe ever release the movie they'd scheduled for a Christmas debut, The Interview.

The film, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco as some newsmen recruited by the CIA to assassinate the leader of North Korea, drew the ire of North Korea's current ruler, who said its release would be considered an act of war.

More recently, someone hacked into Sony's servers, releasing sensitive information and threatening some drastic action if the film were released as planned.

Some interesting folks are not happy at all. Like Donald Trump... And Salman Rushdie... But, here's the question that everyone wants answered...
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A Box of Poo for You

You know Cards Against Humanity, right?

The makers refer to it as "a party game for horrible people" that's "as despicable and awkward as you and your friends."

On Black Friday, they made an interesting offer to folks on their website: a box of male bovine excrement for a mere $6.

They used a more guttural expression that we really shouldn't be using here...

Now, the folks at CAH report that they sold 30,000 units.

30,000 units of genuine bull crap, amounting to $180,000.

I can only imagine how popular these will be at the office Yankee Swap this year.

Now if you'll excuse me. My dog just went outside, and I'm pretty sure there's a gold mine waiting to be picked up on my lawn.
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Ellen Skunks Conan

Looks like the daytime talk shows have better budgets than their nighttime counterparts.

Case in point: an audience member pointed out that Ellen Degeneres gives away phenomenal gifts to everyone in her audience.

It's the way she rolls.

Amazing things like personal cappucino machines, one's very own MRI unit (complete with Fabio, your MRI tech), and the not-even-out-yet iPhone 9.

Conan had nothing but half-a-sleeve of gluten-free Fig Newtons in his car.

Not to fear. Ellen to the rescue.

Check out what she gives to every member of Conan's audience.

I wonder if Conan gets to keep one...?

 
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Shaking Off Hanukkah

Someone pointed out recently that there aren't any good Hanukkah songs out there.

It seems that the only choice is Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song," and that's not really about the holiday, just about folks who might celebrate it.

So along comes Six13, a Jewish a cappella group, and their parody of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off."

You'll have fun, learn a little bit about the holiday, and even how to play with a dreidel.

And you might start bopping along with the tune. Win win!

 

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Happy Holidays: The Christmas Spirit

Not everyone's ready for the holiday, right?

Seems like it rushes up on you sometimes. Or maybe you're just not ready for it.

Sometimes, you need a little push.

Like Chris, who gets a visit and a sizeable nudge from a Jolly Old Elf.

A fun short film to get you in the spirit...

 
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Cop Sells “Breathe Easy, Don’t Break The Law” T-Shirts Disgustingly Mockin

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Iggy Azalea Named Google's No. 1 Trending Music Artist

Iggy Azalea to appear on Britney Spears single next year.

Thanks to a year filled with feuds with fellow artists, including Snoop Dogg and Azealia Banks, and a handful of hit singles, Australian rapper Iggy Azalea has been named Google's No. 1 Trending Music Artist, according to Google's A Year In Search report.

Google's Trending Music Artists list consists of 10 artists and takes into consideration Google searches made in the United States.

On the list, Iggy is followed by Lorde, Sam Smith, Meghan Trainor, and Solange Knowles.

Another artist to top one of Google's lists was Nicki Minaj. The Queens, New York rapper's "Anaconda" record was featured on Google's Trending Song Lyrics list at No. 2. Minaj was also the only Hip Hop artist to be featured on the Trending Music Artists list.

In addition to topping Google's Trending Music Artists list, Iggy Azalea will reportedly be featured on a single with pop singer Britney Spears next year.

According to XXLMag.com, the Aussie musician revealed the news during an interview on Boston's Kiss 108 this week. She says the two recorded several songs together and one of them will serve as the pop star's first single from an upcoming project.

"We have a song, which is going to be her first single, coming out next year," Iggy said during the interview. "I still haven't really got to have a conversation with her, so I'm hoping New Year's will be the time I can get her in a corner…We recorded a few different things and then one of those just ended up being, I think, undeniably great."

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New Report Suggests Ferguson Witness Lied During Investigation

More questions have arisen, as details continue to emerge following a grand jury's decision not to indict former Officer Darren Wilson in relation to the murder of unarmed teen Michael Brown. As a federal investigation continues, The Smoking Gun has uncovered information which suggests that one of the key eyewitnesses lied during her testimony.

Sandra McElroy, revealed to be "Witness 40″, told the grand jury that Brown had "battered Wilson then rushed the cop like a defensive end," a talking point which was later picked up by a number of publications including Fox News. Ironically however, it has been discovered that McElroy was not even in the vicinity during the shooting.

Shortly after the grand jury verdict she posted a picture of the crime scene with a caption that read "Michael Brown already received justice. So please stop asking for it." Even more disturbing is the fact that she has admitted to being bipolar yet admits she doesn't take medication to regulate the mental illness.

On December 16 Rev. Al Sharpton claimed the report provided the Brown family with additional hope. "[It's] not a fair process" Sharpton told the New York Daily News.

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