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Posts from December 2011


I AM a Jason Weaver FAN!!!

I have ALWAY been a fan of this guy and I'm SO excited to see him ALL grown up and back in the music game! I wish him ALL the BEST and hopes he puts the REAL R&B back into hip hop and R&B!  GOOD LUCK JASON!!!!!  WHat do you think of the song?!

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Facebook Funnies!
Facebook has changed the world for sure,  in ways we never imagined!   It's also changed the way I view some people,  I think FB removes the crazy filter that normal social interaction  has.  This allows people to open up on SO many levels,  at times levels that have made me VERY uncomfortable :).  SO when I ran across this Top 15 things white girls do on FB I realized I'm not the only one observing fb behavior and emotions.  The only thing I disagree with is that it says white girls a LOT of the things listed are average FB behavior,  white, black,  other,  male, female, other, you get my point! :) 
Anywho check out the list does your FB friends do these things or is it you?

15 Things White Girls Love to Do on Facebook

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This is a very slightly edited version of Mary & Kaitlin’s pretty damn accurate list.

1. Take pictures of their feet.

2. Express their extreme annoyance at this work day today and hint that it deserves a much needed alcoholic beverage at the end of it. WINK WINK.

3. Thank their hubby for being the best hubby in the world while their hubby is sitting right next to them.

4. Complain about bad service at restaurants. Never eating at Applebee’s AGAIN!

5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Britney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! LUV U GIRLSSS!!

6. Take pictures of undeserving food.

7. Make their status the song lyrics of any Kings of Leon song.

8. Take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: Really?

9. Write angry letters to companies (Dear EZ PARK, I hate you!), unorganized groups of people (Dear slutty freshmen who think that leggings can be worn as pants…), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!)

10. Subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. Wow, it’s hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and STAB YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.

11. Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day: Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it’s off to the post office to mail some bills. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I’ll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I’m not very tired I’ll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired.

12. Express their distaste for Facebook on Facebook and threaten to leave Facebook to their Facebook friends.

13. Take pictures wearing a lot of makeup and looking really preppy while simultaneously making a “hard” facial expression and holding up what they consider to be a gangster sign. Potential caption: Straight thuggin.

14. Ask seemingly redundant questions. It’s cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year-olds, right?

15. Write a status in another language. Parce que, Je suis tres intelligente!!


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