10 Ways to Know You May Be Addicted to Marijuana....inspired by 4/20
by B-Daht
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posted Apr 20 2011 4:15AM
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10. If when you NOT high, all you can think about is when you WERE high or how you’re gonna act when you GET high…..YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
9. If you roll up your receipts and chewing gum foil into mini blunts and sometimes even play smoke em….. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
8. If a blunt is MANDATORY for a trip from Greensboro to Winston…. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
7. If you can’t go see a funny movie or a concert without a blunt….. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
6. If you’ve ever said “My food don’t taste right if I’on smoke first”….. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
5. If you gotta put yo dress shirt in the trunk fo you won’t smell like weed when you start yo shift at work, or get in church…. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
4. If you put the “weed expense” into your bills, “Got gas, rent, quarter of LOUD”…… YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
3. If you got a routine when you get out the car that consists of visine, mouth wash, hand sanitizer, lotion, cologne, and you spray an air freshener directly in the vent and hit the defrost button….. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
2. If you base what job you’re gonna APPLY for, on whichever one DON’T drug test….. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
1. If a “wake and bake” is mandatory. If your day JUST don’t go right if you don’t get a “wake and bake” in the morning….. YOU might be addicted to marijuana.
If you have answered YES to more than one of these, you may have to re-evaluate your situation.
Thank You For Your Time.
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